Friday, July 18, 2008

A confrontation

I darted back to the camp to find Vila and impart my news to her, but instead, I tripped and fell face down on the ground, on--a tree root? I picked myself up, red-faced with embaressment, hoping Aldarion was nowhere near, and looked down at what I had thought was a tree root
"Oh! You!" I exclaimed furiously, the color on my face increasing, and not from embarrassment this time. My hands clenched into fists. "Is there a reason why you have your foot stuck out?" I said in a dangerously low vouce to the smirking dwarf.
He started to say something, but I cut him off. "So. First you assault and abduct me, then you trip me! I think Ellandan and Ellohir will like to have a little talk with you about this when I tell them!"
He finally got a word in. "I didn't trip you," he declared.
"No?" I said indignately, about to explode again.
He was smirking again. "You tripped over my foot," he stated.
I completely lost control. "OH!!! You are the RUDEST, most LYING, smelly DWARF I've ever met!!!!!!!"
"You've probably never met a dwarf before," he said, not looking affected by my words in the least.
"Oh, yes, I have," I said triumphantly. "I met Gimli, and he was very well-mannered, not in the least like you."
"I admire his patience if he could put up with such an ill-mannered elf as you," he snorted.
"Oh! Mîbo orch!" (Go kiss an orc!) I hissed furiously, spinning and stomping off.
He stroked his beard as he stared after me. "Now, I wonder what that meant?" he muttered to himself.

~Lirasvelindo
62 miles

10 comments:

Lanta said...

(this is supposed to take place right after my last post... but looking bakc, i realized a day or two might have gone by, so can we just pretend it does, then?)

Rose Marchen said...

YES!!!! Good for you Lira! Someone really needs to put that dwarf in his place! I fear his has gained two terrible enemies in you and I! I nearly feel sorry for him.... nah! Someone else can be friends with Grumpy! Like... Samdo! *rolls eyes* Or maybe Legolas, he has experience with dwarves.

Lanta said...

We need to put that dwarf in his place, i agree! Would you like to help me play some truly nasty pranks on him?

Ella said...

Ladies! Why can you not be friendly to him? Yes, he made a mistake, but perhaps he is simply misunderstood. If you remember, Gimli and Legolas did not get along well when they first met.

Rose Marchen said...

*sigh* Yes, I've thought of them. But really, why can't it be a two sided effort?

But you are right... I suppose.

Ella said...

Right now neither side is making an effort. I truly believe that if we step up, so will he. At least try it.

Lanta said...

No way! I don't make friends--or even try to--with people who kidnapp me! (Or dwarves who kidnapp me, either!)
*glares*
*stomps off muttering something about the regretable lack of paint*

Rose Marchen said...

PAINT?????? Sorry Lira, but this is one trick you will have to do on your own!!!

Unless Vila will do it with you.

Lanta said...

*sniff*
unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any paint in the camp! hair dye, now, hmmm.....
oooh! i know! ribbons!

Ella said...

I don't know what you're planning, Lira...but I get the feeing I shall have to put a stop to it. Please, if you will not befriend the dwarf, at the very least, leave him alone!